Fixes for the fortunes
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No disassemble!!!
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Everytime you run radare2, a random file is removed :)
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Deltify your life with radare2
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In soviet russia, radare2 debugs you!
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What do you want to debug today?
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@ -15,7 +14,7 @@ radare2 is for lulzhats
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Microloft Visual Radare.NET 2008. Now OOXML Powered!
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A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors - Waldi Ravens
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radare2 is like windows 7 but even better.
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Excellent; we can attack in any direction!
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We are surrounded by the enemy. - Excellent, we can attack in any direction!
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radare2 build farm beats the facebook one.
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Thank you for using radare2. Have a nice night!
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Your r2 was built 20h ago. TOO OLD!
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@ -73,7 +72,7 @@ How about a nice game of chess?
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THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
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SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?
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Sudo make me a pancake.
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I nodejs so hard my exams.What a nodejs!
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I nodejs so hard my exams. What a nodejs!
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Now featuring NoSQL!
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One does not simply write documentation.
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We are bleeding edge here. Can't you feel the razors?
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@ -84,7 +83,6 @@ This should be documented, since it's not that obvious.
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It's working! Look at the door!
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This is an unacceptable milion year dungeon.
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The Hard ROP Cafe
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Please remove pregnant women, pregnant children, and pregnant pets from the monitor.
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Wait a minute! I found a bug, self-fixing ... OK
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Hold on, this should never happen!
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Well this is embarrasing ...
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@ -156,14 +154,14 @@ Are you still there?
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Follow the white rabbit
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Do not try to sploit that binary - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no binary.
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Hello Mr. Anderson
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try pressing the pigeon-shaped button
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Try pressing the pigeon-shaped button
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What has been executed cannot be unexecuted
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What about taking a break? Here, have this nice 0xCC.
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r2 is meant to be read by machines.
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prove you are a robot to continue ...
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Prove you are a robot to continue ...
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This is fine.
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Using radare2 to generate intelligence ...
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taking the file and moving it
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Taking the file and moving it somewhere else
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It's the year of desktop on radare2
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💺
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It's the year of radare2 on the desktop
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@ -193,12 +191,12 @@ There is no F5 key in radare2 yet
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Did you know that r2 is 10 years old?
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Beer in mind.
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r2 -- leading options since 2006
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don’t feed the bugs! (except delicious stacktraces)!
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feed the bugs!
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Don’t feed the bugs! (except delicious stacktraces)!
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Feed the bugs!
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You haxor! Me jane?
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r2 talks to you. tries to make you feel well.
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now i'm like an evil engineer. MUAHAHAH
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we only have bugs, features are an unintended side-effect
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Now i'm like an evil engineer. MUAHAHAH
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We only have bugs, features are an unintended side-effect
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There are 5 minutes from WTF to FIX in r2land
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Quantum dissasemble: it's there as long as you don't observe it
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Ceci n'est pas une r2pipe
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@ -230,4 +228,3 @@ Buy a Mac
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You have been designated for disassembly
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Helping siol merge? No way, that would be like.. way too much not lazy. - vifino
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What is the most complex r2 command? q - then you have to deal with real life /o\
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radare2: showing how the sausage is made... in vivid, gory detail
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RADARE CUMS WITH ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY
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Please remove pregnant women, pregnant children, and pregnant pets from the monitor.
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Everytime you run radare2, a random file is removed
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I like to suck nibbles and make hex.
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Enjoy the 'two girls one backup' viral video.
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Enlarge your radare2.
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@ -38,3 +40,4 @@ You gotta be fucking kidding me
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Stop using anal as a variable!
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Wherever I look I see anal this and anal that!
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radare2 is a hex toy
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Showing how the sausage is made... in vivid, gory detail
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Disassembly not pretty enough? Try changing the values with 'e asm.'
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Have you setup your ~/.radare2rc today?
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Tweak the disassembly output with `e asm.`
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Add custom Have you setup your ~/.radare2rc today?
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In visual mode press 'c' to toggle the cursor mode. Use tab to navigate
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You can mark an offset in visual mode with the cursor and the ',' key. Later press '.' to go back
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You can debug a program from the graph view ('ag') using standard radare2 commands
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Use the '[' and ']' keys in visual mode to adjust the screen width
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Choose your architecture by typing: 'e asm.arch=<arch>'
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Select your architecture with: 'e asm.arch=<arch>' or r2 -a from the shell
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Move between your search hits in visual mode using the 'f' and 'F' keys
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Save your projects with 'Ps <project-filename>' and restore then with 'Po <project-filename>'
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Enable asm.trace to see the tracing information inside the disassembly
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