diff --git a/doc/fortunes b/doc/fortunes
index 9c816bd69d..929f98f494 100644
--- a/doc/fortunes
+++ b/doc/fortunes
@@ -159,3 +159,12 @@ The door can see into your soul.
 Undefined symbol 'r_anal_fisting'
 I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated
 Don't look at the code. Don't look.
+Dissasemble? No dissasemble, no dissassemble!!!!!
+Warning, your trial license is about to expire
+Please register your copy of r2 today! Only £29.90!
+Welcome to IDA 10.0
+It's not you, it's me.
+ASLR stands for Age/Sex/Location/Reverser
+This software comes with no brain included. please use your own
+rm: /: Permission denied
+That's embarrassing.